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I caught myself wondering if I’ll still have a blog in 20 or so years, when I have a kid. Will I write a blog entry after I give him ‘the talk’ about sex?

“Gave the boy a sex talk today. It ROCKED! I nailed it.” (illustration of what happened)

Will he write one too?

“Dad gave me the sex talk today… what a loser. I’m having unprotected, future sex tonight. He sucks at drawing too. Ughhh.”

Will the internet evolve to account for this? Will it not, and force the two of us to know what the other is thinking? Will this benefit society? Will it hurt society?

My girlfriends are always trying to convince me to do it future sex style.

In reply to miss-r who replied to gauntlet:

The “treat the smart girls like they are pretty and the pretty girls like they are smart” quote blew my mind more in the media/marketing context in which Chartreuse used it as as metaphor. But it does work in an interpersonal way when you apply it more by just noticing something about people that they’re not recognised for and taking an interest in it.

re: the dichotomy - Men are troubled by their own expectations of themselves more than immediate insecurities like looks or smarts. Mid-life crisises are evidence of that. The reaching of an age and then realising all those expectations of achieving big dreams from their youth have not been fulfilled. While my insecurities of not having the wit of a Chaser, the six pack of a Men’s Health cover model, the knowledge of Barry Jones or the charm of George Clooney doesn’t worry me in a finicky manner because there are no instant remedies for any of those. I’d say that women have been sold in their media and marketing messages that there are fixes for some of their insecurities which is why they have more of an affect.

These posts by juliaallison , alexklaff and miss-r are similar to what Chartreuse (the guy who awakened me to what is now my driving purpose - Stop being so fucking pedestrian) wrote in a blog post back in 2006 titled Nick Denton, Oprah Winfrey And The Art Of Getting Laid:

Treat the smart girls like they are pretty and the pretty girls like they are smart.

At the time I commented You are now officially my life coach. While he isn’t a ninja, Batman or a rodeo clown it is still a great piece of advice I’ve found worth using.

I’m not laughing with me, I’m laughing at me.

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