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31

Jul

We need a website with reviews for people’s behavior and t-shirts that say “How am I living? Email me your comments!
topherchris

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topherchris via topherchris

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17

Jul

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07

Jul

Hugh McLeod via somethingchanged + pica + travors

Hugh McLeod via somethingchanged + pica + travors

3 years ago 36 notes

somethingchanged via somethingchanged

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29

Jun

If you typically high-five your monitor when someone leaves a brilliant comment on your blog, are you eligible to receive a scholarship for people deprived of emotional sophistication?
Paul, A Pressing Question (via robot-heart)

3 years ago

robot-heart via robot-heart

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18

Jun

via Valleywag Flickr Founder’s Resignation Letter to Yahoo *added to faves ‘must plagiarize in case of emergency’ group* Of the two real jobs I’ve ever had, I’ve only written a resignation letter once and it was an overly pretentious three page critique of the business plan and massive dump on the management ability of the two numbnut founders of this doomed travel startup. I was too young to realise that all I needed to write was I’m running away from this clusterfuck while you only owe me 2 months pay and I wasn’t inspired enough to write a proper resignation letter that places doubts on your mental state like the one above by Stewart Butterfield.

via Valleywag

Flickr Founder’s Resignation Letter to Yahoo *added to faves ‘must plagiarize in case of emergency’ group*

Of the two real jobs I’ve ever had, I’ve only written a resignation letter once and it was an overly pretentious three page critique of the business plan and massive dump on the management ability of the two numbnut founders of this doomed travel startup. I was too young to realise that all I needed to write was I’m running away from this clusterfuck while you only owe me 2 months pay and I wasn’t inspired enough to write a proper resignation letter that places doubts on your mental state like the one above by Stewart Butterfield.

3 years ago 3 notes

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13

Jun

Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a solemn promise that no one will ever use the word “cybergenic” unironically again for the rest of my life, please.
Snarkmarket on a word that was unfortunately uttered in a story on how the internet will play a roll during the election.

3 years ago

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03

Jun

Flickr find, from the AMEN store, Munich. (via aja) Fuck me like the (media)whore I am

Flickr find, from the AMEN store, Munich. (via aja)

Fuck me like the (media)whore I am

3 years ago 10 notes

aja via aja

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24

May

You can’t clash with the clients on whatever they think is of utmost importance. What you have to remember, we as designers, as freelance designers especially are essentially high class whores - high class because we’re usually a little more expensive than the average handjob. We are being paid to bend over and spread our arses of good taste and let go over that and let the client be right.
Internet Enthusiast Daily - Episode 2

4 years ago 1 note

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10

May

Name That Theme Song Game One or two players, try and name the theme song. (hey, it’s Friday!) Finally something wonderful on the internet. My only world class skill is identifying tv theme songs. Without being totally immodest I’d have to be in the top 5 people at doing it in the whole world. A few years ago I was at a university bar where the Friday afternoon musician/comedian was doing a game in which he’d start playing the song and you’d have to name the show it came from. Every correct answer you’d get a free drink. I got all 15 songs right. I woke up 12 hours later in some one’s front garden 10 kilometers away from my home in the pouring rain. Good times.

Name That Theme Song Game

One or two players, try and name the theme song.

(hey, it’s Friday!)

Finally something wonderful on the internet. My only world class skill is identifying tv theme songs. Without being totally immodest I’d have to be in the top 5 people at doing it in the whole world. A few years ago I was at a university bar where the Friday afternoon musician/comedian was doing a game in which he’d start playing the song and you’d have to name the show it came from. Every correct answer you’d get a free drink. I got all 15 songs right. I woke up 12 hours later in some one’s front garden 10 kilometers away from my home in the pouring rain. Good times.

4 years ago 4 notes

rocketboom via rocketboom

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15

Mar

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09

Mar

Nemesis wanted. via onemoretimewithfeeling.

Nemesis wanted.

via onemoretimewithfeeling.

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onemoretimewithfeeling via onemoretimewithfeeling

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05

Mar

Fortune Cookie Haiku via MadHaiku

Fortune Cookie Haiku via MadHaiku

4 years ago 2 notes

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27

Feb

This is from the real life fluorescent glory of an idea that makes Epcot look as lame as it is. Enjoy the ECHO PARK TIME TRAVEL MART. Best. Theme. Park. Ever. Found via MorrisonFilm

This is from the real life fluorescent glory of an idea that makes Epcot look as lame as it is. Enjoy the ECHO PARK TIME TRAVEL MART. Best. Theme. Park. Ever.

Found via MorrisonFilm

4 years ago 1 note

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26

Feb

Aid Concert Aid

Studies have shown that charities spend an average of $1.33 for every $1 they make at benefits (according to some website). Every five seconds an aid concert plunges into debt, and Bob Geldof isn’t made of money. But don’t sponsor a child just yet, Hooray for Everything are here to help…by putting on an aid concert…for failed aid concerts! Through the magical powers of music, Aid Concert Aid will save everything…forever!
via 2008 Melbourne International Comedy Festival

4 years ago

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08

Feb

National Cuddle Day in Australia

I really think I should have a cuddle party. Wouldn’t be creepy at all.

UPDATE! Cuddle Parties are real. Holy smokes. I thought I was just being hilarious.

According to Wikipedia:

A Cuddle Party is an event designed with the intention of allowing people to experience non-sexual group physical intimacy through cuddling. Cuddle Parties are described by organizers as “workshop/social-events” that gives adults an opportunity to “give and receive welcomed affectionate touch in a no-expectation, friendly setting, according to your needs, desires, interests, and boundaries.” Cuddle Parties are described as non-sexual events but kissing may occur at some parties.

There are even Cuddle Party Rules and a Calendar of Upcoming Events.

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