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26

Sep

We’ve got three financial networks on all day. The bottom falls out of the credit market, and they were all running around. On CNBC I saw a guy talking to eight people in [eight different onscreen] boxes, and they were all like, ”I don’t know!” It’d be like if Hurricane Ike hit, and you put on the Weather Channel, and they were yelling, ”I don’t know what the fuck is going on! I’m getting wet and it’s windy and I don’t know why and it’s making me sad! Maybe the president could come down and put up some sort of windscreen?

05

Sep

So to everyone out there trying to make a difference in your communities… FUCK YOU. You’re a thousand points of bullshit.

Jon Stewart, whom I could barely hear over my ecstatic handclapping. (via cvxn)

I was clapping just then in my empty office as I watched this as well. OMG! We’re now BFFs!!! Here is the clip for those who have not yet seen The Daily Show  gold from the RNC.

26

Aug

Jon Stewart Lectures Reporters For Lazy Coverage via robot-heart:+ unburyingthelead

My fave line from this video on CNN’s Crossfire in 2004:

TUCKER CARLSON: You’ve got to be kidding me. He comes on and you…(ask soft questions)

JON STEWART: You’re on CNN. The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls.

Then later:

TUCKER CARLSON: You need to get a job at a journalism school, I think.

JON STEWART: You need to go to one.

26

Jun

You know, you CAN laugh at him.

Jon Stewart on the Daily Show last week after a joke about Barack Obama received a lukewarm response from his audience.

Jon has always said his show is not about Bush-bashing, nor bias towards the Democrats. The show is about ridiculing the hypocrisy of those in power.

However it seems to me that the jokes targeting Barack Obama have been a little desperate. Or perhaps they seem so following seven years of Bush, who was such an easy shot.

The thing is, do we want Jon to do take downs on Barack? In the end all that snark is a little dispiriting. And for once we feel like we can believe. But like a lover who’s been burnt too often, our adoration for Barack is fragile.

Jon’s poking makes us feel uncomfortable. Will he reveal our trust in this bringer of ‘real change’ to be nothing but a flimsy illusion?

(via kapookababy)


I’m totally comfortable and happy they take the piss out of Obama. Satirists aren’t advocacy journalists but merely comedians making jokes with statements/commentary behind them, so no public figure or institution should ever be out of bounds for satiric treatment no matter how much love is felt towards them. Satire needs to be enjoyed only in the context that it is getting made. Too often audiences take it as being some kind of major stealth attack to take down a government/individual.

16

Apr

Doesn’t elitest mean good?
… If your time in this job goes well, they might actually carve your face into the side of a mountain
… I want a president who is vastly superior to me.

Jon Stewart on The Daily Show (reblogged via peterwknox + asprettyasasong)

Though, he is always stealing my jokes. Honest. If you squint they sort of look similar.

Also, squashed has a good post on the subject The Elite and the Elitist.

22

Feb

He healed my leprosy.
Jon Stewart joking about Barack Obama on Larry King Live last night.