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10

Oct

I’m so reasssured that Wayne has toured the trading floor. But the real thing that ensured the worldwide financial apocalypse has been averted is that he spent up big in the New York Stock Exchange gift shop. Australia, representin’. sadguysontradingfloors: And if you look over here, you’ll see we have some more monitors with numbers and graphs…aaaaand…yeah, that’s basically how the stock market works.  Let me get you your ‘trainee’ colored jacket and you can get started trading! (via johnbrissenden)

I’m so reasssured that Wayne has toured the trading floor. But the real thing that ensured the worldwide financial apocalypse has been averted is that he spent up big in the New York Stock Exchange gift shop. Australia, representin’.

sadguysontradingfloors:

And if you look over here, you’ll see we have some more monitors with numbers and graphs…aaaaand…yeah, that’s basically how the stock market works.  Let me get you your ‘trainee’ colored jacket and you can get started trading!

(via johnbrissenden)

3 years ago 4 notes

jhnbrssndn via jhnbrssndn

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26

Sep

We’ve got three financial networks on all day. The bottom falls out of the credit market, and they were all running around. On CNBC I saw a guy talking to eight people in [eight different onscreen] boxes, and they were all like, ”I don’t know!” It’d be like if Hurricane Ike hit, and you put on the Weather Channel, and they were yelling, ”I don’t know what the fuck is going on! I’m getting wet and it’s windy and I don’t know why and it’s making me sad! Maybe the president could come down and put up some sort of windscreen?
Jon Stewart in an interview also with Stephen Colbert in Entertainment Weekly

3 years ago 6 notes

Jon Stewart/Financial Crisis/