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Jan

Caffeine test strips makes sure your decaf is decaf It gives me so much joy knowing there must be evil wonderful coffee shop baristas sneaking caffeine into people’s decaf orders. I bet they laugh manically when they do it, are the most fun people ever and have about 800 followers on Tumblr because you know they’re that good looking lonely that they tumble. Still, serves paranoid decaf drinkers right that they have to pay for this test to check if there is any caffeine in their cup. Fuckers.

Caffeine test strips makes sure your decaf is decaf

It gives me so much joy knowing there must be evil wonderful coffee shop baristas sneaking caffeine into people’s decaf orders. I bet they laugh manically when they do it, are the most fun people ever and have about 800 followers on Tumblr because you know they’re that good looking lonely that they tumble. Still, serves paranoid decaf drinkers right that they have to pay for this test to check if there is any caffeine in their cup. Fuckers.

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