11
Dec
Alexis
I know it sounds like she’s a stripper but I’ve stumbled across my soulmate and right when I didn’t expect it. Yep, the true love of my life - I’ve found an open wireless network.
I’ve been here five months without access, just surviving, but deep down I felt unfulfilled like something was missing. But now we’re together, I know what love is.
Sure, Alexis is more than a little hot and cold. Sometimes she can be a cruel and heartless bitch by not letting me talk to my internet friends when I want to. Though, it’s when she does allow me stolen internets that I know how she really feels. Let’s just say I don’t think there’ll be any break up blog post any time soon.
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