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Apr

I think it woud be easier if I tried to look like I sound

Barista:
I heard you on the radio this morning.
Me:
How'd I do?
Barista:
You don't sound how you look.
Me:
Ummmmm.
Barista:
It's really off offputing.
me:
We speak everyday. You hadn't mentioned it before
Barista:
(10 seconds of silence).
Me:
I'm on Triple J tomorrow morning. What should I do?
Barista:
Cancel.