11
Apr
Wow, you hate me! You really, really hate me! I have to say, I’m truly humbled by this honor. As everyone knows, achieving something like this is a group effort, so I want thank everyone over at Gawker and Valleywag, especially Emily Gould and Owen Thomas, you sexy bitches! I couldn’t have done it without you! I want to thank my agent, who has been with me since I was just mildly annoying. I also want to send a special thank you to all the Gawker media commenters, especially those who incessantly referenced my sluttiness, STDs, propensity to gold-dig, show cleavage, and simultaneously say stupid shit! Of course I want to thank my self-promotional narcissism and my incessant desire for infamy at any costs. Thank you so, so much. Last but not least, I want to thank Nick Denton and God. That may or may not be redundant. THANK YOU! Goodnight!
Julia Allison in The Internet Is for Scorn.
Why did she just have to go make me like her? And, at the same time give me a fan-fucking-tastic idea for my side project? It is impossible to escape from but then I don’t know if I really want to.
