20
Feb
Person who will only sleep with other Mac users
“I’ve never knowingly slept with a Windows users … that would never, ever happen.” Violet Blue
I’ll only fuck girls who own a Mac Pro with dual displays, a Macbook Air and an iPhone. I know that people have to have standards but nowdays being a Apple user has such a low barrier to entry. Everyone seems to have at least one Mac product. A few years ago when they weren’t omnipresent this would have been an ok judgement of character but I’m starting to believe that I need to reevaluate my dating criteria.
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vasta reblogged this from everythingontheinternetistrue and added:
contributes the following quote:...As silly as it may sound
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mandalay reblogged this from everythingontheinternetistrue and added:
from anthonydever:...guy. he gets it. :P - Mupdate: i assumed he was joking, which is why...
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