19
Oct
For I am Anthony, Lord of the clusterfucks.
You’d think that Ben Cousins would be, but no, it’s me.
At the start of this week I rendered my mobile phone inoperable by dropping it then kicking it into a wall so it shattered into 50 pieces. This accomplishment completed all in one motion.
Now it seems I have added to my sad state of affairs by losing my wallet. Left it at the State Library yesterday and no one has turned it in.
Me = 110% clusterfuck. Just thought you should know.