Though a friend who is ten years younger than me and fifty times more intelligent has some sage counsel.
After four interstate flights this week I will now only eat food if it is on a little tray.
This is a balloon poodle I made yesterday for my mate’s girlfriend.
I just want friends and family to know that if this professional internet enthusiast gig doesn’t work out, life will be ok, I know how to make balloon animals.
Though my life skills are lacking because I’m still unsure about how to argue/fight/reason with people like the cranky humanities graduate who yelled at me yesterday because I said the four year (part time) balloon animals degree I studied was worth more to me than my three year arts degree. It’s the truth. But I was left a little dumbfounded by the humanities graduate’s crankiness on a Sunday afternoon and had no retort. Next time maybe I’ll do better at responding in kind. Or I might just make her a balloon flower instead (‘tis obvs technically not a balloon animal but I’m sure I’ll manage).
The official portrait of the Obama family dog, Bo.
(via Huffington Post + arigreenberg + moth + mdfsmash)
CUUTTEEEE!
(via swissmiss)
Forgive me lord for I may have over-PowerPointed. 169 slides. Ummmm…yeah. We’re friends still right? But you’ll forgive me eventually yeah? Oh.
Do you think she really does listen to White Zombie? -
If so, I’m in love. And, I’m not talking about my usual fall in love 35 times a day with with 28 different girls thing. I mean the proper Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson kind of love.
“Who you want to be is not nearly as important as who you are right now.” — I Wrote This For You (via fatmanatee + rachelhills)
International distribution copyright restrictions make Baby Jesus, Jon Stewart AND Sasha Obama cry.
Stealing jokes from Topherchris since I started following him.
(via suitep)
It is totes an Obama Porn Day in the Tumblr dashboard right now. So many I love this guy moments.
“I failed to convert someone to Tumblr last week. I did my usual excited spiel about what it is, how super awesome it is and why other platforms blow. Then the next day I find out he set his blog up on WordPress.” — Me *hangs head in shame*
After an eternity freelancing and doing my own thing, I went out and got a job. A très awesome job as basically a professional internet enthusiast. Even after an intensive reintroduction to PowerPoint which I hadn’t touched since my final year market research project at university eight years ago, an endless number of meetings and no sightings of unicorns in the office - I love it.
Anthony - No longer only available on the internet.
attn: SXSW kids, LA ppl and NYC guys/gals -
Must see Australian band The Grates are doing their thing stateside now so you HAVE to go check them out. They are such a fun band to see live as they always draw the happiest cutest crowds, deliver ace between song banter and wizard performances. Totes worth it. Promise. USA tour info.